Album: Jailbreak Vol. 1
Cover Art: Robert J! Lake
Banner Art: Robert J! Lake, Niklink (edits for wiki)
Banner Dimensions: 1100x180
Banner Style: |
    image-rendering: pixelated;
    image-rendering: crisp-edges;
Date: October 16, 2011
Date Added: October 10, 2020
Color: '#ffd052'
Groups:
- Homestuck Gaiden
- Fandom
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/album/jailbreak-vol-1-unofficial-album
- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnVpmehyaOFa8lNfIzETogLpPBnC_ZIDw
---
Group: Main album
---
Track: Fanfare
Artist: Robert J! Lake
Track Art: Robert J! Lake
Duration: 0:13
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/fanfare
- https://youtu.be/GqwUdpldnz4
---
Track: Jailstuck (Intro)
Artist: Robert J! Lake
Track Art: Robert J! Lake
Duration: '1:39'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/jailstuck-intro
- https://youtu.be/U_mY46L71mo
---
Track: Title Screen
Artist: Robert J! Lake
Track Art: Peter Turner
Duration: '1:12'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/title-screen
- https://youtu.be/6cpKRI9eeUs
---
Track: Logorg
Artist: Luke Benjamins
Track Art: Peter Turner
Duration: '1:20'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/logorg
- https://youtu.be/5B9lCnQcvTY
---
Track: Elf Shanty
Artist: Mark Hadley
Track Art: Robert J! Lake
Duration: '2:48'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/elf-shanty
- https://youtu.be/DM0Zz74oySE
---
Track: Phantom Echoes
Artist: Andrew Huo
Track Art: Robert J! Lake
Duration: '1:48'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/phantom-echoes
- https://youtu.be/NcFo1-GTolM
---
Track: Assail
Artist: Erik Scheele
Track Art: Robert J! Lake
Duration: '2:41'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/assail
- https://youtu.be/3qfmZnQQ3jY
---
Track: Confrontation
Artist: Andrew Huo
Track Art: Robert J! Lake
Duration: '2:06'
References:
- track:showtime-original-mix
- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/confrontation
- https://youtu.be/IUELbxXmltg
---
Track: Rising Water (Oh, Shit!)
Artist: Peter Turner
Track Art: Peter Turner
Duration: '1:02'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/rising-water-oh-shit
- https://youtu.be/q8V8ekHyA98
---
Track: Moment of Pause
Artist: Robert J! Lake
Track Art: Ginnie Sea
Duration: '1:27'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/moment-of-pause
- https://youtu.be/1PIMwPXa-tw
---
Track: Bars
Artist: Robert J! Lake, Luke Benjamins
Track Art: Robert J! Lake
Duration: '1:08'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/bars
- https://youtu.be/WJMaNzxCwCg
---
Track: Jackknive
Artist: Erik Scheele
Track Art: Robert J! Lake
Duration: '2:44'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/jackknive
- https://youtu.be/vTkQIk04FgE
---
Track: Intestinal Fortification
Artist: Peter Turner
Track Art: Peter Turner
Duration: '2:05'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/intestinal-fortification
- https://youtu.be/RjIFBWSxM2I
---
Track: Console Thunder
Artist: Robert J! Lake
Track Art: melodiousDiscord
Duration: '2:57'
References: Arcade Thunder
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/console-thunder
- https://youtu.be/enuWBwEsBlQ
---
Track: Be the Other Guy
Artist: James Dever, Perry Sullivan
Track Art: Robert J! Lake
Duration: '3:46'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/be-the-other-guy
- https://youtu.be/9ZDIfddAKOU
---
Track: Softbit
Artist: Robert J! Lake
Track Art: Robert J! Lake
Duration: '3:32'
References: track:softbit-original-gfd-please-shut-the-fuckass-mix-by-request-demo-version
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/softbit
- https://youtu.be/gV45Z5-Dkys
---
Track: Drillgorg
Artist: Luke Benjamins
Contributors: Nick Smalley (great ASSet)
Track Art: Peter Turner
Duration: '1:28'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/drillgorg
- https://youtu.be/ddseVIfXERU
Lyrics: |
    I, am
    Drillgorg Drillgorg Drill-Drill-Drill-Drill-Drillgorg
    I am Drillgorg I am Drillgorg
    I will drill your ass

    Drillgorg Drillgorg Drill-Drill-Drill-Drill-Drillgorg
    I am Drillgorg I am Drillgorg
    I will drill your ass
---
Track: Retrobution
Artist: Nick Smalley
Contributors: Luke Benjamins
Track Art: Robert J! Lake
Duration: '2:22'
Samples:
- Meet the Spy
Lyrics: 'Your mother

    '
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/retrobution
- https://youtu.be/uCS_Bz-5ocM
---
Track: Game Over
Directory: game-over-jailbreak
Artist: Robert J! Lake
Track Art: Robert J! Lake
Duration: 0:31
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/game-over
- https://youtu.be/sdEGyaFI9ec
---
Track: Is This the End?
Artist: Robert J! Lake
Track Art: Robert J! Lake
Duration: '3:27'
References: Isn't This "Is This the End?" Again?
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/is-this-the-end
- https://youtu.be/SIGgQhizLxM
---
Track: This is the End
Artist: Robert J! Lake
Track Art: melodiousDiscord
Duration: '2:30'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/this-is-the-end
- https://youtu.be/ATUBuUAw3FQ
---
Group: Bonus tracks
---
Track: nsfasoft presents
Artist: Nick Smalley
Track Art: none
Duration: 0:03
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/F0AMD6mBFO4
---
Track: A Common Occurrance (Every Night, To Be Exact)
Artist: Robert J! Lake
Track Art: none
Duration: 0:57
References: Gust of Heir
Samples:
- Meet the Spy
- Drillgorg
- Your Bed
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/tdTjk-HX2rw
Lyrics: |
    Your mother
    Will drill your ass
    Your mother
    Will drill drill drill-drill-dridridridridrill
    Your mother
    Will drill your ass
    [Unintelligible]
    Will-will drass yo-yo-a-a-a-a

    Will drill your ass

    (Hi, I'm... in bed. My mother is going to ca-) Drill your ass
    (-which is why you need life insurance. In bed.)

    Drill drill drill drill drill drill drill dri-i-ll
    Drill drill drill drill drill drill drill drill
    Drill drill drill drill drill drill drill dri-i-ll
    Drill drill drill drill drill drill drill drill

    I am- your mother- in bed
---
Track: Useful or Otherwise
Artist: Robert J! Lake
Track Art: none
Duration: '2:15'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/cC20tNgx74M
---
Track: Dr. Squiddle
Artist: Andrew Huo
Track Art: none
Duration: 0:48
References:
- track:doctor
- Squiddles!
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/lDq9alucoMA
---
Track: Distanced
Artist: Robert J! Lake
Track Art: none
Duration: '2:08'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/Tw544rHHSVw
---
Track: Mechanic Panic
Artist: Michael Guy Bowman
Track Art: none
Duration: '1:42'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/rKe4heghFL4
---
Track: i told you about ladders
Artist: Luke Benjamins
Track Art: none
Duration: 0:42
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/3kmp-5mEQ24
---
Track: b a w s
Artist: Nick Smalley
Track Art: none
Duration: '1:17'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/40P_K66XbDY
---
Track: Softbit (Original GFD Please Shut the Fuckass Mix By Request Demo Version)
Artist: Robert J! Lake
Track Art: none
Duration: '3:24'
References: Softly
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GedH5uJhRW4
---
Track: >-
    Audio Commentary Featuring Robert J! Lake, Nick Smalley, Luke "GFD" Benjamins,
    and Erik "Jit" Scheele
Artist:
- Robert J! Lake
- Nick Smalley
- Luke Benjamins
- Erik Scheele
Duration: '43:06'
Track Art: none
Has URLs: false
Lyrics: "[[track:fanfare|-FANFARE-]]\nGFD: Welcome to \"Holy Shit, Sesame Street's\
    \ YouTube was porned, and also I guess Jailbreak is happening\".\nRJ!: It's the\
    \ album commentary, yeah.\nNick: This is... Welcome, this is me.\n\n[[track:jailstuck-intro|-JAILSTUCK\
    \ (INTRO)-]]\nRJ!: That was Nick Smalley, uh, I am Robert J! Lake, uh...\nJit:\
    \ And... I'm Jit.\nGFD: And nobody knows who I am.\nNick: That's GFD.\nJit: Yeah.\n\
    RJ!: Luke Benjamins.\nGFD: Sup.\nRJ!: And this is [[album:jailbreak-vol-1|Jailbreak]]\
    \ we're listening to right now.\nNick: It's a good album, man.\nJit: Yeah.\nRJ!:\
    \ It's a really good album, it's all chiptunes.\nGFD: Almost.\nNick: Almost all\
    \ chiptunes, I mean— RJ!: Mostly chiptunes. Nick: —some of us skipped out and\
    \ cheated, you know, unlike me and GFD here, we were authentic.\nGFD: Yeah.\n\
    RJ!: I don't know how to authentic chiptunes, I uh, made a compromise with myself\
    \ that all of the sounds I used are going to be synthesized chiptunes. So, it's\
    \ all not edited. It's all as chiptune as I can make it.\nNick: That's alright.\
    \ I mean, things like this. It's pretty good.\nGFD: I don't remember hearing this\
    \ track before.\nRJ!: This is one of the ones that I didn't upload ever.\nGFD:\
    \ Oh.\nRJ!: This is [[track:jailstuck-intro|Jailstuck]].\nNick: That's totally\
    \ fine.\nGFD: I like this one.\nNick: It's got a cool vibe. Jit: Yeah, it's cool,\
    \ I guess.\nRJ!: Yeah, this is the intro, and then the next one is... what the\
    \ intro leads into.\nNick: That makes sense.\nRJ!: Mhmm.\nJit: Wait, wait, is\
    \ this intro done now or...?\nRJ!: No. Jit: I have no idea, oh, okay.\nRJ!: You\
    \ got— Jit: Yeah, I don't think I've actually listened to a lot of this stuff,\
    \ or I've listened to it and then just kinda: you'll file it away without remembering\
    \ any about it. So, it's like I'm listening to this for the first time too!\n\
    GFD: I only listened to the stuff that was in the Google Doc, recently. And—\n\
    Nick: Yeah, I haven't listened to it recently.\n\n[[track:title-screen|-TITLE\
    \ SCREEN-]]\nGFD: —and from a long time ago, when I got a bunch of MP3s from everybody\
    \ from the forums 'cause I can't the forums.\nRJ!: Mhmm.\nJit: Oh man...\nNick:\
    \ Is this still [[track:jailstuck-intro|Jailstuck]]? Jit: I love this percussion.\n\
    GFD: Yes.\nRJ!: What?\nNick: [[track:jailstuck-intro|Jailstuck]] is forever.\n\
    RJ!: Uh, no no, this is after [[track:jailstuck-intro|Jailstuck]]. This is the\
    \ main title.\nJit: Oh. Nick: Okay. Press start to play... slash die.\nRJ!: Yeah.\n\
    Nick: Man, [imitates beat of the song], this would go great with a pendulum song.\n\
    [laughter]\nRJ!: Ah, it's not 174 BPM.\nNick: How much is it?\nRJ!: Uh... it's\
    \ 15-... it's 150, 160 something in that area.\nNick: That's pretty close, we\
    \ could do it.\nRJ!: Yeah, it's true. Jit: Yeah, you could just turn it up a little\
    \ bit.\nRJ!: Yeah, mash that shit up.\nNick: I could do it.\nRJ!: [falsetto] This\
    \ piece is a long time coming, augh, you don't understaaand.\nNick: It's me, pendulum,\
    \ slam slam. That was a good song.  GFD: Okay...\nJit: Oh no, this track is ending.\
    \ RJ!: And now, we got— Jit: What's next? GFD: Wow, what?\nRJ!: Now, it's uh...\
    \ GFD. Jit: I hope it's not anything of mine.\nGFD: It's mine next?\n\n[[track:logorg|-LOGORG-]]\n\
    GFD: Ah, here we go.\nNick: [[track:logorg|Logorg]].\nRJ!: [[track:logorg|Logorg]].\n\
    GFD: The first track that's not— Jit: Oh yeah, this one's great. GFD: —the first\
    \ one that's not RJ.\nRJ!: Yeah, I kind of accidentally became the album. Half\
    \ of it.\nNick: Yeah, I know, because a lot of people didn't want to be on the\
    \ album because, like \"ugh, chiptunes are so bad\".\nRJ!: And I was just like,\
    \ oh my god, I love chiptunes. It's my thing.\nJit: Yeah, I just never got back\
    \ around to being bored of my own...\nGFD: If, uh... You guys should listen to\
    \ this one, the NSF, in VirtuaNES as well because it sounds pretty cool in that.\
    \ For a lot of other [unintelligible]— Jit: \"Virtual NES\", what?\nGFD: —I'm\
    \ talking to the people who listening to us doing the commentary.\nJit: Because\
    \ I don't what \"Virtual NES\" is. Tell me, GFD!\nGFD: It's a NES emulator that\
    \ also plays NSFs, and doesn't—\nRJ!: It'll be in the extras. It'll be in the\
    \ extras for the people listening, I'll have a link to it.\nGFD: Yeah, yeah. It's\
    \ one of the only NSF players that doesn't screw the song up because I like, used\
    \ stuff you're not supposed to do in Famitracker— RJ!: He cheated. GFD: —to make\
    \ it sound this way.\nGFD: I'm a cheater.\nJit: Oh... Yeah, well, I doubt RJ actually\
    \ made anything in Famitracker, so yeah...\nRJ!: I have samples from Famitracker.\
    \ GFD: Eeeh.\nJit: That doesn't count.\nRJ!: Yeah, it does.\nJit: That's like\
    \ \"using a leaf\" versus \"sampling a leaf\".\n\n[[track:elf-shanty|-ELF SHANTY-]]\n\
    GFD: Wait, whose song is this now?\nRJ!: Uh, this is the only one that AgentParsec\
    \ [Note: Mark Hadley] has in the album, this is [[track:elf-shanty|Elf Shanty]].\n\
    GFD: Oh, right! I forgot about this one.\nNick: That elf.\nGFD: I remember this\
    \ one, this is catchy.\nRJ!: Mhmm. GFD: Do we have an NSF of this one either?\n\
    RJ!: Uh, I don't think he NSF'd this one, I think this is fake. I'm not sure though.\n\
    GFD: Oh... sad.\nJit: I don't know, that percussion sounds awfully familiar.\n\
    GFD: No, this sounds... this sounds like it was made in Famitracker. Can we get\
    \ an NSF from him before we release the album?\nRJ!: We'd have to talk to him,\
    \ though. Um, I want to have released it today and we're burning the afternoon\
    \ oil right now.\nGFD: Let's see if you can find him, 'cause... for, I want NSFs\
    \ for this.\nRJ!: He's got a baby though, now.\nGFD: [incredulous] He's got a\
    \ baby?\nNick: Yeah, he does have a baby— GFD: What's he—? Nick: —don't you remember?\
    \ GFD: What's he—?\nRJ!: So, it'd kinda make things more...\nGFD: What's he—?\
    \ Jit: The baby's probably like months old by this point.\nGFD: What's he doing\
    \ making babies? He should be making music.\nNick: Don't you remember?\nGFD: Great,\
    \ so now we don't have NSFs.\nRJ!: He was busy watching the Sesame Street YouTube,\
    \ that's how it happened.\nGFD: Oh. Oh, I see.\nNick: He was trying to figure\
    \ out how, and then he watched Sesame Street.\n[laughter] Nick: Topical!\nRJ!:\
    \ That's real family entertainment right there.\nNick: I don't know, this doesn't\
    \ sound like something in Famitracker.\nGFD: Yes, it does. (What are) you on?\n\
    Jit: Yeah, it does.\nNick: Fine, you win. GFD: And hasn't Parsec made stuff in\
    \ Famitracker before?\nNick: [[track:harlequin|Harlequin]]?\nGFD: Yeah, er, wait...\
    \ Jit: [[track:aggrieve|Aggrieve]]?\nGFD: Was it him that made the [[track:problem-sleuth-theme|title\
    \ screen for Problem Sleuth]]?\nNick: Yes. GFD: Because that was in... that was\
    \ in Famitracker.\nJit: It would make sense.\nRJ!: Yeah, it's probably him. Nick:\
    \ In fact, if it weren't for Parsec, I wouldn't be on the music team.\nRJ!: Really?\
    \ GFD: Really?\nNick: Uh huh.\nGFD: How did he, you, the music team?\nNick: Because\
    \ I heard the [[track:problem-sleuth-theme|Problem Sleuth opening theme]] and\
    \ I was like, I could do that.\nGFD: Ah.\nNick: And then, I sent music to Andrew\
    \ and then he invited me into the music team [unintelligible].\nGFD: I don't even\
    \ know how I got in. I literally have no idea. Jit: Yeah, me either.\nGFD: I was\
    \ just, sort of, there all of a sudden... And then I wasn't, waaah.\nJit: Well,\
    \ you like, applied at one point, I'm sure.\nGFD: Oh yeah, but I don't even remember\
    \ if I put music in that email, actually.\n[laughter]\nRJ!: I'm here because Adghar\
    \ [Note: Andrew Huo]...\nJit: Did the three of us like, \"I can make music\" and\
    \ then you got in, and were just like \"I'm not making any music, right now.\"\
    \nRJ!: I really wish I actually like, actively applied. I'm only here because,\
    \ um, Adghar posted a bunch of people who were apparently like supposed... You\
    \ know, music team candidates. Possible people. He listed me as um, \"psychedelic\
    \ rock\".\nNick: Cool. Jit: Interesting.\n\n[[track:phantom-echoes|-PHANTOM ECHOES-]]\n\
    Nick: I love this song, oh my god.\nRJ!: Me too! Jesus Christ, it reminds me of\
    \ Cave Story to uh, [unintelligible]. Is this done in PxTone?\nGFD: No, uh, the\
    \ percussion... Jit: It sounds like it was in PxTone.\nGFD: Is the whole thing\
    \ in PxTone? I thought it was like...\nRJ!: This sounds a lot like PxTone.\nGFD:\
    \ Ah... that explains it.\nNick: It sounds a lot like it'd be in PxTone.\nGFD:\
    \ [imitating song]\nNick: Yeah, you don't get that uh... sine wave in anything\
    \ but, like, PxTone.\nGFD: Yee.\nRJ!: It's... Ohhh my goddd!\n[laughter]\nJit:\
    \ Who made this one?\nRJ!: This is, uh, [noises] vavoom! Adghar, right?\nNick:\
    \ Yeah. RJ!: That's Adghar.\nGFD: Yeah.\nJit: I don't remember him making stuff\
    \ in ages.\nGFD: The OTHER Andrew H. Jit: He's pretty old.\n[laughter]\nGFD: He\
    \ made two songs for this one, didn't he? ...no, three. One is the bonus track.\n\
    Nick: This is Andrew Hussie's Asian doppelganger. [laughter]\nRJ!: The one who\
    \ plays violin. Jit: Yeah, the one that never actually like, makes hardly anything.\n\
    Nick: I agree.\nRJ!: Well, he's still definitely around. I mean, he gave me— This\
    \ is a fresh WAV.\nNick: Yeah, this is like hot off the presses.\nJit: Cool. Nick:\
    \ [imitating newspaper machine noises] RJ!: Yeah.\nJit: I mean, I know he still\
    \ hangs around and such, but...\nGFD: I mean, he was definitely active for the\
    \ \"Doctor Space\" thing that never happened.\nRJ!: We can't talk about that,\
    \ can we?\nGFD: We can't? Nick: No.\nGFD: Oh, okay. I never said anything.\nRJ!:\
    \ That's a tantalizing, tantalizing behind-the-scenes tidbit you all got there,\
    \ guys.\nGFD: Yeah.\nJit: Yeah, \"Doctor Space\" is just like Doctor...\nRJ!:\
    \ Never happened. Jit: In space.\nNick: It's an animated series like Dr. House,\
    \ but it's in space.\n[collective laughter]\nGFD: I feel like that would be better\
    \ than what we had it as.\nRJ!: No more talking. Jit: Okay.\n\n[[track:assail|-ASSAIL-]]\n\
    Nick: I love this one.\nRJ!: I love this one too. Hi, Jit.\nNick: Forget everything\
    \ else, this song's the best.\nJit: Hi... yeah... it's like— RJ!: This is one\
    \ of my favorites.\nGFD: Jit, how did— Jit: It's like, god, this thing is so freaking\
    \ old. This iss before Dave had a fight theme, and I was like, \"I'll try making\
    \ one\".\nRJ!: I actually wish this was the fight theme over [[track:beatdown-strider-style|Beatdown]].\n\
    Nick: Mmm.\nGFD: Jit— Jit: I don't know, [[track:beatdown-strider-style|Beatdown]]\
    \ was cool though.\nGFD: How do you feel about—  Jit: It's just like... RJ!: [[track:beatdown-strider-style|Beatdown]],\
    \ I like... I like [[track:beatdown-strider-style|Beatdown]] but... I like this\
    \ more.\nGFD: Jit, how do you feel about yourself when you listen to this?\nJit:\
    \ Um... Nick: Probably the same way you feel about how you listen to your stuff.\n\
    GFD: I feel amazing.\nJit: It's like... I don't know, I think it could've been\
    \ better 'cause Famitracker could do a whole lot more as evidenced by like, [[track:pumpkin-cravings|Pumpkin\
    \ Cravings]]. But it kinda shows like my inexperience with the whole thing in\
    \ general.\nRJ!: But, I don't like [[track:pumpkin-cravings|Pumpkin Cravings]]\
    \ as much as this.\nNick: I don't like [[track:pumpkin-cravings|Pumpkin Cravings]].\
    \ It's not my favorite. Jit: Oh you shut your face. You shut your face, RJ.\n\
    RJ!: It's true, though, this is awesome and I kinda... Like, I look at [[track:pumpkin-cravings|Pumpkin\
    \ Cravings]] as this weird little, kind of off-side thing that's not as good as\
    \ Beatfox's [Note: Seth Peelle] other stuff.\nNick: Yeah.\nJit: Have you seen\
    \ the Famitracker file for it though? It's crazy.\nRJ!: That doesn't make it good,\
    \ that just means it has mental problems.\n[collective laughter]\nJit: Yeah, I\
    \ mean crazy awesome— RJ!: I don't care.\nJit: —I mean the music is just great\
    \ too, it's like \"Oh, great, this Jit guy, he's got a triangle\"... No, it was\
    \ like a square doing the bassline and some really sparse electronic... noise\
    \ drums, and the other square doing the melody. And then the triangle comes in,\
    \ and it's arpeggios!\nRJ!: Oh my godddd, yes! Jit: Oh, woah!\nRJ!: It's gorgeous,\
    \ it's simple, but it's gorgeous. Jit: You got this crazy shit right there, I\
    \ mean, Jesus.\nGFD: It sets itself apart, it is, uh... I don't know what it is.\n\
    Jit: Yeah, I think this is like the first thing I ever made in Famitracker too.\n\
    RJ!: I've never made anything in Famitracker, so you're still beating me in that\
    \ regard.\nGFD: This is still better than the first things I made in Famitracker.\n\
    RJ!: It's...\nNick: Yeah, you tell me, this is like, way better than what I started\
    \ out with.\nGFD: RJ, haven't you watched my Famitracker tutorial yet?\nRJ!: Haven't\
    \ had the time, I'm more busy than... I'm busier than God. GFD: It's only... it's\
    \ only an hour. It's only an hour.\nRJ!: I know, and I'm busier than God as I\
    \ just said.\nGFD: God has all the time in the world, though. Literally.\nNick:\
    \ Woah, what the hell was that?\n\n[[track:confrontation|-CONFRONTATION-]]\nGFD:\
    \ Oh, here we go.\nJit: This is— RJ!: [bad song imitation] Jit: —more Adghar.\
    \ RJ!: Yeah, definitely.\nNick: So, what is this? GFD: Me and RJ were part, were\
    \ inspirations for the song, a little bit. You can hear quotes from some of my\
    \ songs that had never actually been out ever. Uh...\nRJ!: Am I really an inspiration\
    \ for this, because I was listening to it and I didn't notice.\nGFD: Uh— Nick:\
    \ Wait, what was the inspiration? GFD: —Andrew H. took like two really, really\
    \ frickin' old tracks that I made a long time ago.\nRJ!: He said it was Jade inspired\
    \ and I guess, would that mean that there's some, um... Wait... I'm listening\
    \ right now... I can't notice any uh, if there's some [[track:the-beginning-of-something-really-excellent|Beginning\
    \ of Something Really Excellent]] in here.\nGFD: Isn't it [[track:gardener|Gardener]]\
    \ that's in here?\nRJ!: That's what [[track:the-beginning-of-something-really-excellent|Beginning\
    \ of So]]—, yeah, yeah. GFD: Wait. I don't know my Homestuck songs very well.\n\
    RJ!: [[track:the-beginning-of-something-really-excellent|Beginning of Something\
    \ Really Excellent]] is the original, um, it's the same melody as in [[track:gardener|Gardener]].\
    \ [[track:gardener|Gardener]] is just the thing that Steve Everson took and he\
    \ took mine, and put it to a fake bass sample.\nGFD: Oh.\nRJ!: Yeah... But it's\
    \ the same melody, the original is [[track:the-beginning-of-something-really-excellent|Beginning\
    \ of Something Really Excellent]], but it's easier to call it [[track:gardener|Gardener]]\
    \ so just do that. He gave it the name.\nGFD: It was, oh, we skipped over that\
    \ part already. The minor part back there was inspired by \"eerie.mp3\" if anybody\
    \ remembers that from me.\nRJ!: I don't.\nGFD: No, nobody does.\nJit: I think\
    \ I have that in my computer somewhere.\nRJ!: You should give it to me so I can\
    \ remix it.\nJit: I kind of store everything I ever download Homestuck and I put\
    \ it in like a, in a folder on my computer.\nRJ!: The [[track:elf-shanty|Elf Shanty]]\
    \ artwork is scaring me. Jit: It's some old stuff and there is that one song that\
    \ Bowman made for the Crowsprite that never got used.\nGFD: Awh... Anybody remember\
    \ [[track:mechanic-panic|Mechanic Panic]]?\nRJ!: Yes.\nJit: Yeah, I think I have\
    \ that one on my computer too— RJ!: That didn't make it onto this album, sadly.\
    \ [Note: It's actually in the bonus tracks!]\nGFD: I know, it was one of the very\
    \ first songs that I remember from the forums... when Andrew was like \"Here,\
    \ make a boss battle song.\"\n\n[[track:rising-water-oh-shit|-RISING WATER (OH,\
    \ SHIT!)-]]\nNick: What is this?\nRJ!: Here's Slunk [Note: Paige Turner].\nGFD:\
    \ Ah, yeah. Nick: Oh, Slunk...\nRJ!: [[track:rising-water-oh-shit|Rising Water\
    \ (Oh, Shit!)]]\nGFD: And unfortunately, we lost the Famitracker files, so we\
    \ don't have an NSF of this one either. And we cry.\nRJ!: Yeah, this art is really\
    \ scaring me now.\nGFD: Are you still drawing this? What are you drawing now?\n\
    RJ!: I'm still drawing— [[track:elf-shanty|Elf Shanty]]. GFD: Oh. Oh, boy.\nNick:\
    \ That silly... Oh man, this is a high quality clip.\nRJ!: Isn't it?\nNick: Dude,\
    \ yeah.\nRJ!: The highest quality.\nNick: I didn't know you could actually mess\
    \ up the quality on a NSF file.\nJit: Really, what? GFD: What?\nJit: I'm not sure\
    \ what you're talking about, I'm not versed in... That stuff... Nick: Not like...\
    \ music quality, I'm talking about sound quality.\nRJ!: Yeah. Jit: Oh.\nNick:\
    \ But hey, who's complaining?\nJit: Oh god, that frickin' rising water! [shivering\
    \ noises]\nJit: Oh, dear god. RJ!: Oh, shit!\nGFD: And then there was the glub\
    \ at the end. \n\n[[track:moment-of-pause|-MOMENT OF PAUSE-]]\nGFD: And now, what's\
    \ this? What is this track? What IS this track?\nRJ!: This is the pause theme.\
    \ GFD: Oh, yes, this is the one you made—\nRJ!: While mastering the album. GFD:\
    \ WHILE you were mastering the album.\nGFD: Yes, while mastering, because you\
    \ needed a transition.\nRJ!: And it wouldn't work, yeah. GFD: Ya weirdo.\nGFD:\
    \ Oh well, it's not as bad as me finishing... Eh, actually, no, it is worse than\
    \ me finishing a song three days before the album, so what am I talking about.\n\
    Jit: Hey, I only put up like, my WAVs last night 'cause I was like, \"uhhh, something\
    \ going on with this?\"\n[collective laughter] Jit: \"Oh, I should get my WAVs\
    \ then. Here you go.\" GFD: Did you know this was being released today?\nJit:\
    \ ...No? [collective laughter] Jit: Not really, no. GFD: Man...\nJit: 'Cause Radiation\
    \ [Note: ...Toby Fox] was like, \"I think I'll hold it off until after the end\
    \ of acts\" and I was like...\nRJ!: When did he say that?\nJit: He said it on\
    \ the forums or something.\nGFD: Well... RJ!: Wait, wait.\nJit: As if he was the\
    \ one who was deciding when it went out too, was weird. GFD: Uh, well...\nRJ!:\
    \ Yeah, that's kind of... scary.\nGFD: Well, that's not happening anymore.\nJit:\
    \ Whatever... No, screw him.\nRJ!: He says publicly, for the public record.\n\
    [laughter] Jit: Yeah. Screw [[track:black|Black]] too.\n[laughter] Nick: Yeah,\
    \ how 'bout that— GFD: Yeh. Nick: —Radiation, or should I say... mmMMMmGAYdiation.\n\
    Jit: Does he even have any tracks on this album?\nRJ!: No, he does not have any\
    \ tra—\n\n[[track:bars|-BARS-]]\nGFD: Oh, here's [[track:bars|Bars]]. Here's [[track:bars|Bars]]\
    \ coming on. \nRJ!: I made this. Yeah, I made this.\nGFD: Yeah, RJ made this and\
    \ I helped a little bit, except actually the whole song was me the whole time!\
    \ You didn't expect that, did you?\nRJ!: Why was that so funny to you? Jit: Was\
    \ it really all you?\nGFD: I don't know, it's hilarious, okay?\nRJ!: I posted...\
    \ I'm not even going to explain the joke.\nGFD: Yeah, okay, it's just a joke,\
    \ okay? Uh, yeah, this was the one I finished three days before this came out.\
    \ 'Cause I'm like, wait, I have this song idea, I'm gonna make it. I still have\
    \ two other song ideas that are kind of Jailbreak-y, but I just, I don't have\
    \ time to do them. So, I'm just going to leave them for something else. Maybe\
    \ my EP that I still want to make.\nRJ!: Ooh, you should do an EP. GFD: I know.\
    \ RJ!: I would buy it. GFD: I know. RJ!: I would buy it.\nGFD: It's going to be\
    \ like yours, five years in the making.\nRJ!: Nice. Except mine's an LP.\nGFD:\
    \ Oh. Well... Screw you.\nRJ!: Please do.\nGFD: This is my favorite part. Jit:\
    \ Is this...\nRJ!: Yes. Jit: Is this the same song then? Or...\nRJ!: Yeah, it's\
    \ got a long pause.\nGFD: Yeah. It's suspenseful, and artistic. I like silence\
    \ in music.\nJit: That's not artistic—\n\n[[track:jackknive|-JACKKNIVE-]]\nJit:\
    \ —oh, this is the new song, now.\nNick: The new song.\nJit: I still remember\
    \ this one, it's not even called \"Jackknife\" on my computer. It's called, uh,\
    \ what is it... \"idea 6 chiptune\".\nRJ!: Well, it's called \"JackKniVeFe\" on\
    \ the actual album.\nJit: Yeah, I'm not sure if you actually end it with \"ve\"\
    \ or \"fe\"— wait, you're not actually calling it that are you?\nGFD: He is. RJ!:\
    \ No, I am. I am.\nJit: No, nonono no, put it as \"ve\".\nRJ!: No, it's uh...\
    \ I'm gonna write, read this out to you, letter by letter: \"J-a-c-k-K-n-i-F-e-V-e\"\
    .\nJit: But no... [laughter] RJ!: Yes.\nGFD: That's what I told him, don't do\
    \ that.\nRJ!: Serious— Jit: No... RJ!: N— Yes. Jit: No! No no, you can't do that.\
    \ That's not your decision.\nRJ!: It isn't my decision? Well, technically, it\
    \ is my decision, but it isn't my decision. If you really want me to change it,\
    \ I will. That's what it is right now, though.\nGFD: I think he really wants you\
    \ to change it.\nJit: Yeah... No, it's just because... I was kinda of typing in\
    \ all caps last night, so you can't really take... I don't think you should try\
    \ to be taking anything I said last night in the doc very seriously.\nNick: Oh,\
    \ we're going to. Don't worry.\nJit: I mean, I was like \"AHH JIT'S HERE. I'M\
    \ GONNA GO GET SOME COKE WHILE THIS STUFF UPLOADS, YEAH!\"\nRJ!: How HIGH were\
    \ you?\nJit: I was... I'm never high. I'm just...\nGFD: And then, you deleted\
    \ my amazing poetry. You jerk.\nJit: That wasn't poetry. GFD: Yes, it was.\nJit:\
    \ No, it wasn't. GFD: It was quality poetry.\nJit: Was not. [laughter]\nJit: I'll\
    \ give you a quality poetry: \"Roses are red, violets are blue... GFD is stupid,\
    \ and so is poo.\" RJ!: \"And fuck you!\"\nNick: Woah!\nJit: No, you can't interrupt.\
    \ RJ!: I co-opted on your god damn poetry into my own.\nGFD: Shut... Shut.\nNick:\
    \ I didn't realize this whole album was 42 minutes long.\nGFD: It is. RJ!: You\
    \ didn't?\nGFD: We're not even halfway. Nick: No. I know...\nRJ!: The scary thing\
    \ is that half of it is mine, which means I wrote 20 minutes of chiptunes for\
    \ this album.\nNick: I wrote two. GFD: The other scary thing is that this call\
    \ has been going for like, two hours, fifteen minutes before we started recording.\n\
    RJ!: Yeeah, that's kinda bad. Jit: Yeeah.\nGFD: Half an hour of that us trying\
    \ to find us a safe failsafe before recording. Jit: Was not, you're just...\n\
    RJ!: Which we never did. GFD: No. I really hope Vegas doesn't crash. \nJit: I've\
    \ sorta got one going, but I'm not sure how it's working.\nGFD: What?\nJit: I\
    \ mean, it's recording the music too. GFD: Oh.\nJit: So I have to have my music\
    \ kinda low. GFD: Oh.\nRJ!: I just realized I accidentally, like subconsciously\
    \ drew this elf as Sweet Bro. [laughter]\nRJ!: Oh, no no, it's Hella Jeff. Hella\
    \ Jeff's the one with the 8^y mouth. Jit: Keep it! Keeeep it. \nRJ!: I'm keeping\
    \ it, no, don't worry. Jit: Good boy.\n\n[[track:intestinal-fortification|-INTESTINAL\
    \ FORTIFICATION-]]\nGFD: Okay, wait, what's this one?\nRJ!: Um, uh, this is right\
    \ after... This is [[track:intestinal-fortification|Intestinal Fortification]].\
    \ This is also Slunk.\nGFD: Oh, this is also Slunk. Another one we don't have\
    \ an NSF for. Oh, that percussion's nice.\nNick: I like it. RJ!: I like it.\n\
    GFD: This is the song that represents all the blood, and mud, and... stuff.\n\
    Nick: Woaah...\nJit: And all the poo [unintelligible]. RJ!: This has a genuinely\
    \ terrifying art that he did for it.\nNick: But... huh...\nRJ!: Because, for his\
    \ art, um, for the album art he did for his own tracks, or her own tracks, her/his,\
    \ he uh, she, um... The art Slunk did for the tracks is really like hyper-realistic.\
    \ I mean, not hyper-realistic, but like, these scary realistic renditions of the\
    \ Jailbreak characters doing the same actions.\nJit: What do you mean hyper-realistic?\
    \ RJ!: Not hyper— Well...\nJit: I don't think I've actually seen... RJ!: It's\
    \ not actually hyper-realistic— GFD: Now we're halfway.\nRJ!: —it's actually kind\
    \ of cartoon-y. GFD: We hit halfway. \nRJ!: But, it's um... Relative to the stick\
    \ figures in the actual comic, it's realistic, and it's terrifying.\nGFD: Then\
    \ [[track:drillgorg|Drillgorg]], [[track:drillgorg|Drillgorg]] was amazing.\n\
    RJ!: It's like nightmare, nightmare-ish. It's yeah, then [[track:drillgorg|Drillgorg]],\
    \ uh um, [[track:drillgorg|Drillgorg]] is, [blubbering] It's good.\nJit: I don't\
    \ think—\nRJ!: I'll agree with that.\nGFD: I still know how this song goes, even\
    \ though I haven't heard it in ages. It is— Nick: Very memorable. GFD: —it is\
    \ that. RJ!: It is. GFD: Yes, it is memorable. \nRJ!: I like both of Slunk's tracks\
    \ here a lot, in a completely different way from the rest of the album.\nGFD:\
    \ Yeah.\nRJ!: They're both really, um... I don't know how to descri— I don't know\
    \ an adjective that's perfect for it.\nGFD: Slunk-y.\nRJ!: That's perfect.\nGFD:\
    \ Exactly. And it's over.\n\n[[track:console-thunder|-CONSOLE THUNDER-]]\nGFD:\
    \ And now, this is the stereo track. He made this one in— RJ!: Stere—\nJit: Yeah,\
    \ I just, I so suddenly noticed that.\nGFD: Yeah, because RJ is... suddenly, this\
    \ one's on a Game Boy... or something.\nNick: Heh.\nJit: Did Game Boy's have ste—\
    \ GFD: They did! They had stereo, uh, sound. RJ!: Well—\nJit: I could never notice\
    \ that 'cause, uh...\nGFD: Yeah, the speaker had stereo sound. RJ!: They did have\
    \ stereo sound. They in fact, it's advertised as such on them. Like, the Game\
    \ Boy itself.\nGFD: Yeah. Dot matrix with stereo sound. RJ!: As having stereo\
    \ sound. Yep! ...but yeah, I cha—\nJit: How do you remember those things about\
    \ a Game Boy, like were you playing games on them or were you just studying the\
    \ manuals in games.\nRJ!: It says that on the Game Boy itself. GFD: Right under\
    \ the screen. Or above it. RJ!: Yeah, literally. GFD: Yeah.\nJit: Well, shut...\n\
    GFD: So, you can't really avoid that one.\nJit: [mocking noises] Yeah, you can\
    \ if you're me.\nRJ!: Clearly. GFD: Well, you're a dingus.\nNick: Woah... Jit:\
    \ I'm not a dingus! Nick: Are you going to take that back? That's not nice.\n\
    GFD: No.\nRJ!: Never call somebody a genius to their face.\nGFD: No, I said dingus.\n\
    RJ!: You called someone a genius to their Skype.\nJit: He said dingus.\nRJ!: I\
    \ don't care. [laughter]\nJit: Oh, I just found a battery!\nNick: Woah. Jit: Thrilling\
    \ commentary by Jit. I'm sorry, I'm just like, \"Oh, woah, a battery.\"\nRJ!:\
    \ Let's talk about batteries for a while.\nGFD: No! Jit: It's those little ones\
    \ that you stick into laser pointers and Tamagotchis.\nRJ!: For a lot of this\
    \ album, I cheated because I'm mixing very different kinds of soundchips together.\
    \ They're all 8-bit, but I have a Sega PSG here, along with a Nintendo emulation\
    \ and a Game Boy emulation, like there's a bunch of different things for a lot\
    \ of them.\nGFD: Strange. I like the stereo sound here, even though it's not...\
    \ uh... Jit: It's not appropriate.\nNick: It's not Kosher.\nJit: RJ, you're not\
    \ supposed to be showing that sort of stereo graphic sound in here.\nGFD: It's\
    \ not straight-bit, that's the phrase I'm stealing from RJ. RJ!: I like... I liked\
    \ yeah, how nobody said that about Phantom Echoes even though that was stereo\
    \ too.\nGFD: It was stereo? Nick: But that one was cooler.\nGFD: It wasn't as...\
    \ RJ!: [fake laughter] Yeah, it was. Actually, though, it is cooler than this\
    \ one.\nGFD: It wasn't dramatic about its stereo. It wasn't throwing it in your\
    \ face. RJ!: That's true, all of my stereo tracks are very stereo.\nGFD: Yes.\
    \ [imitating song]\nRJ!: Is it enervating yet?\nJit: I don't know... What's enervating\
    \ mean?\nRJ!: Irritating, but um, yeah. Jit: Oh, no. You can never be irritating.\n\
    RJ!: I'm irritating, I'm pretty irritating.\nGFD: RJ is fucking annoying!\nRJ!:\
    \ It's true. GFD: But fucking irritating as what your Skype used to be.\nRJ!:\
    \ Yeah. GFD: But now, you're a gigantic fucking eye and fuck.\nRJ!: For everyone\
    \ who has added me on Skype, they already know that, but it's true.\nGFD: Yes.\n\
    Jit: Awshi... Sorry, I dropped something. GFD: Because of the one time I went\
    \ to chat you, and then your display picture was a gigantic eye and that's what\
    \ I said: \"a gigantic fucking eye and fuck.\"\nRJ!: I actually... I know. GFD:\
    \ Because it scared the crap out of me, okay? That thing was huge.\nRJ!: It's\
    \ just a—\n\n[[track:be-the-other-guy|-BE THE OTHER GUY-]]\nJit: —okay, wait,\
    \ I don't remember this one, what is this?\nRJ!: Uh, this is \"With Bros\".\n\
    GFD: Is it still going to be called that? Nick: \"With Bros\".\nRJ!: Probab— Jit:\
    \ Ohh, PerryBob [Note: Perry Sullivan].\nGFD: He says [unintelligible] change\
    \ the title. RJ!: Probably... I can change the title and I probably will, it was\
    \ originally \"With Friends\", that's most likely what it's going to be but...\
    \ I don't know.\nGFD: It's going to be \"With Friends\" again?\nRJ!: \"With Friends\
    \ Again\", that's actually... No no, wait... I don't know.\nNick: How about \"\
    [[track:be-the-other-guy|Be The Other Guy]]\"? Jit: Man, you know, I wish [[track:mannequin|Mannequin]]\
    \ was on this album.\nRJ!: [[track:be-the-other-guy|Be The Other Guy]] is actually\
    \ a perfect title.\nGFD: [[track:be-the-other-guy|Be The]]— Jit: Actually, now\
    \ that I'm suddenly thinking about it, [[track:mannequin|Mannequin]] should be\
    \ on this album.\nRJ!: Well, you can't change that now because the track list\
    \ has already been mastered and finalized.\nGFD: Hah! Jit: Yeah, I know. GFD:\
    \ Hah.\nRJ!: And we're commenting on it.\nJit: I am the master of being late,\
    \ I've noticed this recently like, someone will tell me to do something or I'll\
    \ be like \"Oh, I should do this thing for someone\" and then I won't get to it\
    \ for months and months.\nGFD: Ha, yeah, how lo— how old is that Jailbake thread\
    \ that I made in the music enclave now?\nRJ!: Probab— GFD: Which is still [intelligible]\
    \ that you guys used apparently.\nRJ!: Well, uh, I don't know how exactly how\
    \ old it is, but a good metric is the fact that Andrew said that we were probably\
    \ going to be releasing this album sometime in July. [laughter] \nGFD: Oh, good\
    \ times...\nJit: Yeah, really.\nGFD: This is so catchy.\nJit: Oh, for some reason,\
    \ I'm just like, looking through my desk while we talk. I don't know why.\nRJ!:\
    \ Multitasking! [song imitation noises]\nJit: Not really. Maybe it's just like\
    \ a natural part of the... [song imitation noises]\nGFD: I like this song.\nJit:\
    \ What?\nRJ!: I do too.\nJit: I like lots of stuff that PerryBob does.\nRJ!: PerryBob\
    \ and Tyler Deververver... Dedever... the Dever [Note: James Dever].\nJit: Dever?\n\
    RJ!: Mister Sburb.\nGFD: Jit, I don't actually know how to pronounce your last\
    \ name.\nRJ!: Scheele.\nGFD: Scheele?\nJit: What? Yeah, yeah, it's Scheele.\n\
    GFD: Interesting.\nRJ!: But yeah, um... Jit: It's German, it's does—\nGFD: That's\
    \ not even a pronoun— Nick: Is it still [[track:be-the-other-guy|Be The Other\
    \ Guy]]?\nGFD: This isn't, that's not even a pronounciation that I imagined while\
    \ thinking about the ones it could be. Nick: I'm just going to assume this is\
    \ still \"[[track:be-the-other-guy|Be The Other Guy]]\".\nJit: What, were you\
    \ thinking it was like \"Ski-lee\" or something?\nGFD [unintelligible] \"Skeel\"\
    . RJ!: Have we decided then, this track is now called [[track:be-the-other-guy|Be\
    \ The Other Guy]] then? I like that.\nGFD: Okay. I thought it was like \"Sch-keele\"\
    \ or something.\nNick: Scheele. It's German.\nGFD: Fine. You're German?\nJit:\
    \ At least it's... Uh... I don't actually know.\nNick: The name is German. Jit:\
    \ I think I'm more of Dutch nowadays, but old German.\nGFD: Interesting.\nJit:\
    \ Like, the name is definitely German, but I think my grandfather is Dutch.\n\
    GFD: Can you swear at us in German?\nJit: Uh... I don't think so. GFD: Aw...\n\
    Jit: I don't actually know much German at all, I'd like repeating lines from TF2\
    \ or something. [laughter]\nNick: [bad Heavy imitation] \"Go ahead and cry, baby!\"\
    \nRJ!: Yeah, Jesus Christ Superstar, this is scary art. Jit: That's a Heavy [unintelligible].\n\
    RJ!: What am I doing?\nGFD: RJ, what are you doing?\nJit: Hey, Jesus Christ Superstar\
    \ is... RJ!: No, I'm saying the Elf Shanty art is really terrifying.\nGFD: Okay,\
    \ uh... Nick: It should be.\nJit: Yeah, the elves are terrifying in Jailbreak,\
    \ they aren't like the nice ones in Problem Sleuth. These ones are like \"Hey,\
    \ you want our help?\" \"Take this as a warning, and go away.\"\nRJ!: No, I'm\
    \ just saying I made this elf look kind of like Venom from Spider-Man. [laughter]\n\
    GFD: What? Jit: Oh, nice. I like that idea. GFD: No, I don't know how you did\
    \ that, I'm trying to imagine this piece of art and I can't do it. My brain doesn't\
    \ work that way.\nRJ!: It's the tongue. Jit: It's probably an elf with the— RJ!:\
    \ It has the Venom tongue.\nJit: Yeah.\n\n[[track:softbit|-SOFTBIT-]]\nGFD: Wait,\
    \ what song is this? I've never heard this.\nRJ!: This is [[track:softbit|Softbit]].\n\
    GFD: This is [[track:softbit|Softbit]]?!\nRJ!: Yeeah, man. Nick: [unintelligible]\
    \ RJ!: I completely rechanged it, reworked it, whatever. Words.\nGFD: Holy crap!\
    \ This is really... this sounds like something from Cave Story now!\nGFD: It IS\
    \ from Cave Story, you just took a song from Cave Story and stuck it in the album,\
    \ you jerk. Nick: I like it a lot.\nRJ!: Yeah, I did, I'm sorry. Nick: Yeah, good\
    \ job, now we can't sell this.\nRJ!: Copyright Studio Pixekel. It's not like we\
    \ haven't done that before. Nick: Pixekel? GFD: Pixel.\nRJ!: Pik, Pick, Pic Skull.\
    \ Nick: No, don't say it, don't say it.\nJit: Is this really from Cave Story?\n\
    GFD: No, it's not. RJ!: No, it's not actually from Cave Story. Jit: Okay, good.\n\
    GFD: Just like RJ actually made [[track:bars|Bars]]. [laughter] Oh, wait... Man,\
    \ it's missing all the oomph that it used to have. It's all uh—\nRJ!: It's more...\
    \  Nick: YOU'RE missing the oomph. RJ!: Softer than—\nGFD: It's wimpier.\nNick:\
    \ You're wimpier.\nRJ!: It's softer.\nJit: Wait... this melody sounds familiar\
    \ GFD: It does. RJ!: I wonder, is it because I wrote it?\n[laughter] GFD: Why\
    \ did you redo this song?\nRJ!: I didn't like it before. GFD: Can you upload the\
    \ old version as a bonus track, 'cause I liked it that way.\nRJ!: OOOOKAY... GFD:\
    \ Okay. Nick: No! GFD: Yes.\nRJ!: But only because, I'm gonna call it: \"[[track:softbit-original-gfd-please-shut-the-fuckass-mix-by-request-demo-version|Softbit\
    \ (GFD's Surprise Mix)]]\". [laughter]\nNick: \"[[track:softbit-original-gfd-please-shut-the-fuckass-mix-by-request-demo-version|Softbit\
    \ (This is Why I Changed it Remix)]]\". [laughter]\nGFD: Excellent.\nJit: I swear\
    \ this sounds familiar, like it's a Homestuck track.\nRJ!: Because it is a Homestuck\
    \ track!\nGFD: It is, it's the...\nRJ!: It's, uh, it's a rearrangement of [[track:softly|Softly]]\
    \ from Volume 5 that I wrote.\nJit: Oh, okay... I hardly remember that track,\
    \ unfortunately.\nRJ!: It's okay, most people don't remember my songs. [fake sniffles]\n\
    Jit: I doubt most people remember my songs either, but I mean, Volume 5 was massive.\n\
    GFD: I doubt anybody LISTENED to my songs.\nNick: People listened to my song on\
    \ Volume 5.\n[song imitation noises]\nGFD: No, you know what, nono, no, this is,\
    \ like, this is one... The difference between your old version of this song and\
    \ the new one is like, the old Cave Story soundtrack to the new one on WiiWare.\
    \ That's the difference. \nRJ!: That was mean. You're mean. You're being mean\
    \ to me.\nGFD: It, it's, it's, it is, that is how it sounds like, even some of\
    \ the instruments sound the same.\nJit: Wait, are you saying this one's the new\
    \ one or?\nGFD: The new one.\nJit: Oh... you're mean. GFD And.— RJ!: That was\
    \ mean.\nJit: I don't even know what the new soundtrack is, but, I mean...\nGFD:\
    \ It's okay.\nJit: It's like thinking about the new Spelunky soundtrack or something\
    \ because I played the original and I played this great mod of it called \"Tastes\
    \ Like Spelunky\". And then it's like, oh, there's a new one! And I'm like, oh\
    \ great, will Buzinkai do the music? [growling] Nooo.\nGFD: What just happened\
    \ to your voice?\nNick: [imitating growl] Nooo. GFD: It sounded really scary on\
    \ this end.\nRJ!: It sounded like when I used effects with DigiTech, with my DigiTech\
    \ vocalist.\nJit: That's just me, going all deep in voice for some—\n[everyone\
    \ imitating growl] [laughter]\nJit: 'Cause I mean. Oh, I dunno. I get this feeling\
    \ that I don't actually know how high my voice is normally, but I can go pretty\
    \ low.. 'cause I'm like, a bass, in choir speak.\nGFD: My voice. My voice is just\
    \ weird, I hate it.\nJit: Yeah, I hate my voice too. I tried to record some singing\
    \ the other day—\n\n[[track:drillgorg|-DRILLGORG-]]\nNick: Yes. GFD: Yes, here\
    \ we go. Jit: Oh man, I love this, [[track:drillgorg|Drillgorg]], yes! RJ!: Me\
    \ too! Me too. GFD: Woo! This is all me!\nRJ!: We're in the ending stretch of\
    \ the album, right now. This is good. Jit: Are we?\nGFD: TSN [Note: Nick Smalley]\
    \ helped with instrumentation on this one.\nNick: And volumes. Good lord, the\
    \ volumes.\nGFD: Yeah, 'cause the percussion was kind of overpowering before.\n\
    Jit: Oh man, this one's [[track:drillgorg|Drillgorg]].\nGFD: Yes, yeah it is.\
    \ Jit: I even remember the title, yes. RJ!: Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. I love this\
    \ one.\nGFD: TSN also had the idea for the lovely DPCM samples.\nRJ!: That's perfect\
    \ by the way, don't change a thing. GFD: I know.\nJit: I don't even know what\
    \ that is.\nNick: Oh, the changing the echo?\nGFD: Oh, Jit, you haven't heard\
    \ the voices in this one yet?\nJit: No... what? GFD: Well, let's— RJ!: Um— GFD:\
    \ We had to—\nGFD: Hold on, everyone be quiet, it's coming up right now. [shush]\
    \ RJ!: Okay. GFD: Let him hear it.\n[lyrics kick in] Jit: Oh, yeah, I know this\
    \ one. GFD: Oh.\nRJ!: The atypical thing about this album is that, for the first\
    \ time I think, the one who's not shoehorning voice samples in the album is not\
    \ me. [laughter]\nJit: Hey, you do good things with voice samples though.\nNick:\
    \ Shut up!\nJit: Well, let's see, who does shoehorn voice samples in? There's\
    \ RJ, Bowman I guess, I can think of Radiation...\nGFD: [[track:mayor-maynot|Mayor\
    \ Maynot]]?\nRJ!: Boner boner bo-bo bo-boner boner!\nNick: Yeah, that was cute.\
    \ Jit: Yeah and also [[track:gaia-queen|Gaia Queen]], uhh, and then, [unintelligible].\
    \ \n\n[[track:retrobution|-RETROBUTION-]]\nGFD: Guys! Guys, [[track:retrobution|Retrobution]]!\n\
    Nick: Yes!\nJit: Oh, man, the other great one!\nNick: It's the good one.\nRJ!:\
    \ Fucking hell that melody, Jesus Christ.\nGFD: I helped TSN on this one, this\
    \ time. A little bit of instrumentation, mostly the ending.\nNick: Mostly the\
    \ ending.\nRJ!: Nick Smalley on a Game Boy.\nNick: That's me.\n[imitating song]\n\
    Jit: I can't even do cool stuff like this one anymore.\nNick: I was heading up—\
    \ Jit: Did you make this in Famitracker?\nNick: Yeah, I made this in Famitracker.\n\
    Jit: Sweeeet.\nRJ!: It's soooo pretty.\nNick: Really?\nRJ!: You're pretty.\nNick:\
    \ Oh, thanks. That's flattering.\n[laughter] Jit: You're all pretty people.\n\
    GFD: Ah... except, except me. Jit: Pretty ponies and people.\nNick: I like how\
    \ it slows down, it's my favorite part. Just this break.\nJit: Yeah, I've never\
    \ been really dramatic like that with my stuff. I don't know, maybe I should try\
    \ that out sometime.\nGFD: My favorite part is the ending. 'Cause I made it. RJ!:\
    \ My favorite part is the whooole fuckiiing sooong.\nJit: My favorite part is\
    \ the arpeggios at the beginning...\nGFD: Arpeggios! [imitating song]\nGFD: You\
    \ just have to say arpeggios a lot. Jit: Yeah...\nRJ!: Arpeggios, arpeggi— d-yeah,\
    \ I can't do that.\n[imitating song] RJ!: That works, that works. That's cheating,\
    \ though.\nNick: I know.\nGFD: Here it comes. Oh wait, this is near the end. The\
    \ climax of the song.\nRJ!: Kick drum.\nGFD: It's all bass heavy.\nNick: I like\
    \ that.\nRJ!: Me too.\nNick: Heavy percussion is the best part.\nGFD: It was,\
    \ it is DPCM percussion isn't it?\nNick: Yeah. GFD: Yeeaahh. That's good stuff.\n\
    RJ!: I wonder how AgentParsec will feel about this Elf Shanty artwork.\nGFD: From\
    \ here on, is where I help make the ending. Nick: I like the ending.\nGFD: It\
    \ used to be such a cop-out ending.\nNick: Yeah, it was. [laughter]\nJit: What,\
    \ was it a fade out or something?\nGFD: It used to, it would just do another slowdown\
    \ and just sorta ended, but now it's this.\nRJ!: Yeah, but now it's awesome.\n\
    [\"your mother\" part of \"retrobution\" plays]\n[collective laughter] Jit: Ahaha,\
    \ what?\n\n[[track:game-over-jailbreak|-GAME OVER-]]\nJit: I don't remember the\
    \ \"your mother\" part.\nNick: That's the best part.\nGFD: I just stuck it in\
    \ at the end there and then TSN stretched it out hilariously.\n[laughter]\nJit:\
    \ Yoouurr mootthherr.\nGFD: RJ, are you seriously going to do [[track:a-common-occurrance-every-night-to-be-exact|a\
    \ bonus track]] by remixing the...?\nRJ!: Yeah, yeah I am.\n[laughter]\nGFD: You're\
    \ hilarious.\nRJ!: Thank you, thank... \n\n[[track:is-this-the-end|-IS THIS THE\
    \ END?-]]\nRJ!: I'm also planning on incorporating \"Your Bed\", the Bowman video.\n\
    GFD: Yes, please.\nJit: Wait, the one, the \"IN HELL\" one or...\nRJ!: No, no\
    \ no no. GFD: No.\nNick: \"[[track:is-this-the-end|Is This the End?]]\"\nGFD:\
    \ No, not my YouTube Poop, it's the \"Your Bed\" video.\nJit: Ohh, the actual...\n\
    GFD: Yes. RJ!: Yeah.\nGFD: Not one of my remixes. RJ!: By Bowman, yeah.\nGFD:\
    \ I should finish my other one.\nJit: So what track is this? I recognize it, but\
    \ I'm not sure.\nRJ!: Are you doing that on purpose? This is \"[[track:is-this-the-end|Is\
    \ This the End?]]\"\nGFD: RJ, you changed this track again!\nRJ!: I just said,\
    \ I said that too.\nJit: This track, \"[[track:is-this-the-end|Is This the End?]]\"\
    , this is the last track?\nRJ!: No, the last track is \"[[track:this-is-the-end|This\
    \ is the End]]\".\nJit: Oh, you cheeky bastard.\nGFD: There's more stereo here.\n\
    RJ!: There is, yeah.\nGFD: RJ. RJ!: So, from... Jit: [unintelligible]\nRJ!: What?\
    \ Nick: Woah... GFD: What?\nGFD: I hate it when we all try to talk at the same\
    \ time, and then nothing happens. Somebody say something.\nRJ!: Oh. Jit: Yeah.\n\
    RJ!: Hi. My name is RJ. I made this track. I hope you like it.\nGFD: I helped.\n\
    Jit: Did you do anything special with this track?\nRJ!: Um, I... Stereo.\nJit:\
    \ Why am I hearing samples that sound like someone going \"pschwoo\" or like,\
    \ this sucking-in sound that's also expectorating and I'm not sure—\nRJ!: That's\
    \ the, um... It's an NES noise channel with a negative, like... I don't know,\
    \ what do you call it?\nGFD: This sounds different too.\nRJ!: Pitch. It's less\
    \ crowded so it's much easier to listen to and not painful.\nJit: You know, it's\
    \ funny nowadays, because you can almost like... The two tracks, [[track:is-this-the-end|Is\
    \ This the End]] and \"[[track:this-is-the-end|The End]]\", it's almost like Jailbreak\
    \ is, or how it was. Because for the longest time, it just ended.\nRJ!: Yeah,\
    \ it's true. Jit: With the horse going in and going to sleep. But then we actually\
    \ had a legitimate end when Andrew linked to it.\nGFD: That is kinda funny, I\
    \ never noticed that.\nJit: Yeah, so now it's like, oh, \"[[track:is-this-the-end|Is\
    \ This the End?]]\" that's pre-updated and then, \"[[track:this-is-the-end|This\
    \ is the End]]\", oh, the horse is going to sleep, okay. Nick: Oh.\nGFD: Zero\
    \ score. I tried to click \"Do you want to play again?\" and then nothing happened,\
    \ and I was sad.\nGFD: RJ.\nRJ!: Yeah.\nGFD: Aren't you so glad that I stayed\
    \ up playing Doom and sent you a million voicemails to wake you up while you were\
    \ fell asleep producing.\nRJ!: Yes, yes I am, actually.\n[laughter]\nJit: I wish\
    \ I could do that to you. Just have your phone number and pester you.\nGFD: I\
    \ just called him via Gmail and then—\nRJ!: You can have my phone number if you\
    \ want it. It's not— GFD: It's in the— Jit: Wait, you can call people via Gmail?\n\
    GFD: Yeah, you can set do free calls to the US and Canada.\nJit: Oh my god, really?\n\
    [collective laughter]\nJit: I am so excited by this possibility.\nGFD: I'm trying\
    \ to call Bowman but he never answers. RJ!: I'm gonna put tiny... I'm putting\
    \ tiny stars inside of the elf's eyes.\nGFD: This track's pretty loud, for some\
    \ reason. It just feels louder.\nRJ!: Really?\nGFD: Yeah, I don't know.\nRJ!:\
    \ I can turn it down before the album goes out?\nGFD: Are you sure you're done\
    \ mastering?\nRJ!: I am done mastering but like, I mean, individual tracks can\
    \ be... still played with a little bit.\nJit: Oh, listen to that filter!\n\n[[track:this-is-the-end|-THIS\
    \ IS THE END-]]\nJit: And now, \"[[track:this-is-the-end|This is the End]]\".\
    \ Nick: [[track:is-this-the-end|Is this the end?]]\nRJ!: \"[[track:this-is-the-end|This\
    \ is the End]]\".\nGFD: It's overrrr! Jit: This is really stereo.\nNick: That\
    \ was good comments.\nGFD: I wonder if anybody's going to get the joke in Drillgorg.\n\
    RJ!: I will drill your ass... GFD: Like how I will drill your ass is uh...\nJit:\
    \ Oh my god, I suddenly get it! It's a reference to \"Rosenblatt\".\nGFD: Yes,\
    \ it's a reference to \"Rosenblatt\".\nJit: Oh... BroHoster, what a great thing\
    \ that is nowadays.\nNick: Yeah, that's why I put it there. Jit: Just to have...\n\
    GFD: It's one of my favorite YTPMVs I've made. Jit: Wow.\nGFD: I should just make\
    \ an album of YTMPVs or something. Nick: [loud bumps] Ahh! GFD: TSN, what did\
    \ you just do?\nNick: I killed myself.\n[laughter]\nNick: There you have it, top\
    \ notch quality commentating.\nRJ!: Is this still too loud, by the way? Like,\
    \ compared to the other one?\nGFD: No, it's not.\nRJ!: Ok, good. So maybe I'll\
    \ just have to fix the other one then if it's painfully loud.\nGFD: I like how\
    \ we're doing the commentary, but we're still doing stuff for the album.\nRJ!:\
    \ Well, it's because the album's not completely out yet.\nGFD: This is a really\
    \ great release. RJ, how much sleep have you had working on this?\nRJ!: Uh, one\
    \ and a half hours.\nGFD: My goodness gracious, no wonder your eye is so... RJ!:\
    \ I'm to— I'm totally awake right now, actually. It's kind of incredible. I feel\
    \ amazing.\nGFD: You are an incredible machine, but— RJ!: I am a machine.\nGFD:\
    \ Let us all give thanks to RJ and his album that also a couple of other people\
    \ helped with a little bit.\nRJ!: That sounds more like my— oh wait, I can't talk\
    \ about what album I was just gonna talk about.\n[exaggerated gasping]\nNick:\
    \ He must be some cool kid, trying to— RJ!: [sarcastic laughter] Yeah, I am. GFD:\
    \ Such a cool kid.\nRJ!: I'm the coolest. Nick: RJ's really cool kid. He should\
    \ have an album.\nGFD: Yeah.\nRJ!: I should.\nJit: Yeah, everyone should have\
    \ an album. Nick: RJ should have a cool kid album.\nJit: Nick Smalley, you should\
    \ have an album.\nRJ!: He's a pretty cool kid, too.\nGFD: Yeah. Me and Nick should\
    \ make one. RJ!: The coolest. I'M THE COOLEST!\nNick: Let's all make an album.\
    \ RJ!: What is that from? Wh-wh-wh— Oh, no, that's Sonic the Hedgehog, isn't that?\n\
    Jit: Haha, what? Nick: Yeah.\nRJ!: Yeah, that's Sonic the Hedgehog.\nJit: I'm\
    \ not gonna have this... wait, is it done?\nNick: Yeah. Jit: No, it's not done\
    \ yet!\nNick: That's— that's it!\nRJ!: That was the end of the album.\nGFD: It's\
    \ overrrrrrrr!\nRJ!: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. Yep! It's over!\nNick: That was commentation...\n\
    RJ!: That was commentary on [[album:jailbreak-vol-1|Jailbreak Vol. 1]], by Jailbreak.\n\
    GFD: You're welcome.\nRJ!: I hope you enjoyed it. Nick: [deep voice] I hope you\
    \ enjoyed it.\nJit: Yeah, next time it updates, we'll make a Volume 2 all about\
    \ that one update.\n[collective laughter]—"
